rhydonmyhardon: i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time
teamkanyedaily: Kanye West - NEW SLAVES (SNL Performance)
teatimetracy: Oh man I just. Macca was so fantastic and as precious as I imagined. I cried for like 30 minutes straight and I don’t even care, he was just so perfect and fuck, 2 encores. Fuck me in the butt. I just can’t get over how beautiful everything was.
skittle-flavoured-mind: Too horny to sleep, too tired to masturbate I
Morning is my favorite time of day. It’s like everything’s starting out fresh...– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via durianquotes)
carlsagansbitch: ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25